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wilwheaton: sherlockismyholmesboy: unexplained-events: Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years What do you mean
pornottgraphy: bell-the-gaomon: oyazu: @the-alfie-incorporated tis the season look its @pornottgraphy in his christmas sweater what do you mean its not even halloween yet
hey it was either i give you a half-marco preview or i use a scary ghost to censor the nasty bits ok go hunt for the nsfw version i’m sure yall know where it is by now
big-meaty-surprise:Uhhhhh……..I’m at a loss for words here. I mean….its not everyday you see a chick with boobs for testicles.
pyromaniacqueen: what do you mean its weird its not that weird who thought of these uniforms anyway. white pants. really. not so bad when a senpai falls in a puddle and you get to see stuff through their pants
justaholmesboy: what do you mean its not monday? what do you mean this isnt an appropriate t-shirt design? well now it is so suck it up.
its not confirmed just yet but the registered trademark names that were leaked back in February are “Solgaleo” and “Lunaala” after we saw the legendaries last month these names seem to match them
imaginarycircus: poliitedancesong: reblog this with what comes up in your tags when you type gay not what I was expecting.
shiraglassman: queenofthepiskies: Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class
autistic-sowachowski: unrelatableuserboxes: ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me
sliceofppai: 1uped-art: Princess Peach collab with @vilcurio/@sliceofppai I did the lines + BG, he did the coloring. Happy new Year! Wait what do you mean its not new years anymore. Fuck, oh well. This was fun to do, thanks for letting me color it!
kingcheddarxvii: kingcheddarxvii: When Nintendo was founded, less time had passed since the Gettysburg Address than the time that’s passed between now and the release of the original Donkey Kong Some of you seem to think I’m joking Nintendo is
rooshoes replied to your post: rooshoes replied to your post: lionessjenna… idk i mean its not like i think zer is a good person all the time but actively calling her out is really only ever going to attract her (so what you did was a good move
ask-head-over-hooves: I mean… its not everyday you see a changeling… right? ((mod: the first pony is Krystal Skye, you can find the owner here: http://sorenthemechromancer.tumblr.com/ the second one is Arc, the person behind them can be found here:
queen-of-hearts92: Its surprising how many people call Rise a skank/whore/slut just like her shadow does. I mean did you even pay attention to why her shadow was a stripper?! I can certainly tell you its not because Rise is promiscuous. Hell I could
You know that scene in Shattered Memories where Harry is in the back of the car while two people start arguing and at first it’s just kind of weird and he cracks a joke to break the tension but then it gets more and more awkward and he’s just
kangaya: ppl dog on when amethyst was gonna use the bat on pearl but its like cmon now amethyst slugged the SHIT out of garnet and she didnt even flinch i doubt it wouldve been much more effective on pearl i mean shits not even magical or anything. a
hey guys, I don’t mean to sound like a jerk or anything, but like if you look at leaks and stuff could you, like, not reply to speculation and theory posts about future episodes with information from leaks? It really ruins the fun for people avoiding
its unfortunate that in a brand new year there are still some ppl who are so stuck in the old ways. we have electricity now. know what that means? it means you blow out the old candles. its NOT about going backwards. what it IS about is moving forward.
hated-and-helpless: i-dont-like-me-either: hated-and-helpless: here have a dumb poem i wrote amazing you mean? its not dumb aw thank you
jordan-reet: [Shakes his head, smiling] No its not. Well you won’t have to worry about that cause I would stop myself cause there are somethings I’m not ready to do with you either. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to, because I
autistic-sowachowski: unrelatableuserboxes: ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not
nipplebutt: if i say “what” to a text you sent me it does not mean send the same message again it means explain yourself its not like i didnt fucking hear you
I’m not sorry for my constant reblogging of Pearl Jam and Eddie Vedder as of late. Why Because I’m trying to make your life even better 👍
refreshes: its not you… its your theme :/
militiamedic: bootyisagirlsbestfriend: “go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today” … he just slapped a fucking cobra.
thesorrovv: ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
thehollywoodjam: do-what-thou-wilt-to-me-drpage: A worldwide tragedy Wow. Judging a song before you even get the chance to listen to it. That seems fair…
the-grace-of-cas: sonianeverland: hey hey friend dont kill yourself tonight ok you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again youre really important and
childofcolour: imbaronalberto: if anyone draws me anything ever im going to stare at it im going to grin like an idiot i dont care if you think its bad or not i love it i love you urumiya
bitchblgr: when your mum calls you down for dinner but its not ready
subducting: slenderlock: “its not fair girls can wear pants and guys cant wear dresses” stfu yes you can. go to jc pennys. buy a cute dress. wear the dress. if anyone says you cant wear the dress. slay them. congratulations you are wearing
brainwashedbimbo: dazed-dolly: sensualkangaroo: candyhousebimbos: Good girls become porn. You are a good girl. @wannabeebimbo words of wisdom. Make sure this is always floating around in your empty little head. i mean.. its not wrong… i am a
nearlywitchez: MILEY WASNT ASKED TO WEAR THE MAGEN DAVID!! SHE SHOWED UP LIKE THAT!! AND IF YOURE NOT JEWISH YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO RIGHT TO SAY WETHER ITS OFFENSIVE OR NOT!!!!!! EVEN IF THEY DRESSED HER IN IT THEMSELVES IT DOESNT MEAN ITS OK AND NOT
basedheisenberg: “The Second Amendment is for MILITIAS, not individuals.” “What well-regulated militia are you a part of?” “Well regulated means government regulation!” “The commas mean its not an individual
phantrashasf: what she says: I’m finewhat she means: YO BITCHES ITS SPOOKY WEEK I REPEAT IT IS SPOOKY WEEK MEANING A WEEK OF SMOL BEANS DAN AND FIL DOING SPOOKY SPOOPY STUFF WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM CRAZY?? IM NOT CRAZY ITS SPOOKY WEEK OK
projectdtempt: After countless attempts of trying to figure out the color palette, I think I’m finally done. Hope you guys like it!
cravings: what if the sound of the instruments you’re playing is them crying because you’re hurting them You sure its not their MOANS? i mean, i am sure i am fingering them right…
zippo077: “Hey Boss, she’s waking up!”“MMMPPPPHH!”“Well hello Miss Newman, I hope the effects of the drug didn’t cause you too much distress, Now, you’re probably wondering about your current situation. I mean its not every day you wake
you know. im not worrying about you anymore. shit happens, life goes on. i have better shit to worry about. but getting played and lied to still kinda sucks. just because im fine and i dont need someone like you in my life, doesnt mean it doesnt still
i fucking hate when my mom even brings Jamie up even when its not in a mean way. like WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER. no youre not trash talking her ‘cause you like her but COME ON.
charliexxx: shawtycon: IF YOU VOTED FOR ROMNEY THEN YOU DESERVE TO continue with your daily activity and enjoy your day because while i might not agree with your views that doesnt mean its ok for me to wish you would be brutally mudered ^^
its-not-a-suicide: recoverys: praying-with-demons: 1cut-2cut-3cut-more: s-kinnyloveforever: depression. This has a proper deep meaning woah This could mean so many things like depression or an ed that takes away everything important to you like
usethenamelesscunt: Now be a good girl… I mean its not like you can really do anything to be bad, I just like saying that.
bluwaters: “Just because you don’t see it, doesn’t mean its not there.”
If you cannot tell me what it means when I say I’m a fiscal conservative and a social moderate, then stop talking about the current election and go educate yourself some more before voting, please. Those terms should not confuse you. In fact, they
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ITS STANS TATTOO!! HOW COME NOBODY NOTICED THIS APPART FROM ME!you mean as in it’s not there :o it actually is if you zoom in and squint a lot haha it’s probably because of the lighting of the picture
treehunks said: is it implied that you kept the older ones 3B) well i mean,,,, they’re negitoro doodles so they hold sentimental value v n v sob i don’t hate this one all that much
sweetcheeksaremadeofthese: trai-all: shadowkat678: frustratedwaffle: shisno: supercrooks: We all know what erectile dysfunction is but literally no one is ever taught what vaginismus is and it can cause people to feel extremely lost, broken, and